Skull of ace of spades

โ€œDeath strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man.
WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT DUCK?
“What duck?”
AH. SORRY.โ€
โ€• Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

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What about Elv is?

    • Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.

    Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
    Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
    Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
    Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
    Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
    The thing about words is that meaning can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
    No one ever said elves are nice.

    Elves are bad.

  • Elvis Mugshot

    My quess is Elvis was/is quite good ๐Ÿ™‚